Sunday, September 25, 2011

Will My Cellulite Be Left Behind?

My friend and I were talking about the second coming of Christ.  Besides thinking about spending eternity in heaven, I thought about whether or not my cellulite would be left behind.  Really.  What does this 'new body' that we are going to receive look like?  Will I look like a hot momma or a puritan?  I quit smoking March 7th of this year and have gained close to 30 pounds.  So...this subject interests me a great deal.
Note To Self:  Get back on the Gazelle.

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