Cake and Stitches

After a number of warnings about a screw missing in the back of the chair I was sitting in:


"What kind of dessert should I make tomorrow?" (while leaning back)
"Which hospital would you like me to take you to?"
"What?"
"I said, which hospital would you like me to take you to?"
(laughing) 
"What?!"
"Look, Kim, you're going to learn the hard way about leaning back in that chair.  Which hospital would you like me to take you to? That's all I'm asking."